A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as *
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Romance 9.5 *and *Personal Attention 6.5,* and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0,* **MONEY 3.0* and *CRICKET 4.1*.*

Conversation 8.0** no longer runs, and **Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.*

Please note that I have tried running *Nagging 5.3* to fix these problems,
but to no avail. *

What can I do?

Signed, 

*&^%#